Sunday, July 11, 2010

The Perils of Amphibiaphilia

One of the first things you must learn about finding your Prince Charming ...

... Is that you shouldn't be holding him in your hand when you make that all-important transformative kiss. Here Lludmila has been nearly squashed by her handsome prince.

Lludmila tenderly gathers her prince in her arms and takes him off somewhere to recover ...

... which he plainly does very quickly. And he likes what he sees.

"Mmmmrrrgggglllmmmmm!" exclaims little Lludmila (which, translated from Zombish, means "But we come from different worlds! You're a prince and I ... I'm decomposing! It would never work. Your parents would object. Society just isn't ready."

The prince convinces her that they can beat the odds, make it work, make beautiful music together ... blah blah blah ...

And then, just like a man, after he's gotten what he wanted, he scarpers leaving sad little Lludmila to lament, "Nnnnngggggllllmmmmfff. Bbbbllllddddfffff!"


Which, translated from Zombish, means, "I'll kill the [Zomb uncertain]! But at least I have this fabulous dress from Dany French Touch."

Note: Both outfits are the group gift from Dany French Touch. While Lludmila receives her fabulous creations from DFT through the group, Cal [and many thanks to Cal for being so patient during this photoshoot while I dug through my vast inventory and at one point pushed Lludmila out of the skybox, letting her fall 350 meters and didn't realize it for quite a while because I was still scrolling through the inventory - Yer a peach, Cal!] had to wait two hours for his letter to crop up in the new lucky chair. He should have joined the DFT group when it was still free. Now it's 150L - although you make that up with the first set of outfits that arrives. DFT is very generous also with their dollarbies. If Cal has any requests for Dany, it's to put more regular seating around because his typist got very tired watching him stand there all that time!

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