You can dress with the greatest of care, match everything up, and still look slutty. The above av had the loveliest hair, beautiful skin, yet she still went for the enormous lips and a ribcage incapable of supporting the huge, perfectly round tatas, which are firm and taut to the point of looking obviously medically enhanced. If your breasts look like someone cut a honeydew melon in half and glued each half to your chest, you have fake bewbs. If you look like you stepped out of a (ahem) "men's magazine" fully airbrushed, you look slutty.
The (for want of a better word) "dress" seems to be a size or two too small. She is unable to fasten it. I might add that the back of the dress plunged as much as the front, but, as I've said before, why stick to the laws of physics in your clothes when you can free them from those constraints?
I have worn fishnet hose in Real Life(tm) and I can tell you right now that they are painful. To keep from having a permanent imprint on your flesh, it is wise to wear plain flesh-colored hose underneath (just a hint for you who would like to replicate your SL wardrobe in RL).
And, yes, I did lead a very interesting life - dressing up like a showgirl, refusing to shave my legs or anything else and getting away with it while dressing as a showgirl, etc.
Anyway, fishnets are slutty as well as painful. I really don't understand the attraction, especially in SL where the slightest flexion causes the fishnet texture to distort. In this outfit, though, we don't get that because the least stable fishnet texture area is in the crotch region, a failing which this av has avoided by wearing the stockings version.
If you had a close-up of the skirt area, you'd see there is a skirt, a sculptie breechcloth.
What you can't see from this still picture is the Animation Overrider. I rarely put one of these on my av because the standing poses and animations range from jerky to streetwalker. I have seen some reasonable ones, but even they don't appeal to me. They are attention-grabbing and distracting. All I want to do is score me some free hair and my eye is constantly being drawn to an av nearby twirling and "presenting" her attributes. I think I got a picture of this babe in a relatively quiet moment.
All in all, this av has put together and accessorized an actual outfit, yet all I can do is complain about it. She's put time and effort into looking ... slutty ... to go ... shopping.
Here's a good place to shop. Iced tea almost came out my nose when I saw these outfits labeled as "business wear" - I immediately wondered, What sort of business??!! Professional escort? I was shopping in RL a few years back and chose to try on a teal colored top. The clerk commmented, "Oh, you like those jewel tones!" No. I don't. And ... I'm. Sick. Of. Seeing. Them. On. SL. Clothes. Could we have some muted earthtones, please? Or maybe a print? Glowing colors like these scream "slutty" at me. Well-designed slutty, but still slutty.
Just to show that I, too, can look slutty, I append the following picture:
Please note, however, that I am wearing this in the privacy of my own skybox. It would have to be the Slut-Themed Literature Trivia Quiz to get me out in "public" like this.
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